I have no idea about fashion there days, which is why I dress so plainly.
我对现在的时装潮流一窍不通,这就是我穿得这么普通的原因。
As if this were not enough to reduce you to tears, your husband arrives, unexpectedly bringing three guests to dinner.
好像这一切还不足以使你急得掉泪,你的丈夫接着回来了,事先没打招呼就带来3个客人吃饭。